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Who Does Cy Think He Is?

by Ashley Loneman, photo provided

What does your mom call you?
Pumpkin.

So, Pumpkin, if you were left alone in a room for five minutes with Herky, what would you do?
I’d have a barbeque. Herky Jerky, anyone?

What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
How do you like your eggs in the morning?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I don’t eat eggs for obvious reasons, but I do enjoy toast, bacon and a good fruit smoothie from the UDCC.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
12…err, 68. I really don’t know. I don’t have a tongue.

Good point. Have you ever stolen anything?
No. And for the record, I’d like to clear up the rumor that I was the one who stole a bottle of liquor from AJ’s Market in August. I’d never, ever drink Hawkeye.

You seem like such a bad boy! Have you ever been naked in public?
When am I not naked in public?

What can a girl do to make your heart go aflutter?
Score a touchdown, because clearly none of the men at this school can.

What’s your biggest career regret?
I didn’t get my picture with former ISU basketball coach and Family Matters star Carl Winslow before he left…I mean, Wayne Morgan.

What’s the biggest misconception about you?
That I co-wrote the “Cyclone” song. T-Pain and Baby Bash did, however, ask me to dance in their video. I know how to shake my tailfeather. I had to decline due to scheduling conflicts with my Vogue photo shoot.