| President | Trevor Seales |
|---|---|
| Treasurer | Bruno Ian Carraro |
| Adviser | Martina Swartwood |
| (flight) stick jiggler | Samuel Gerlach |
| apple fan boy | Sam Bevans |
| BATMAN | Hoyt Crouch |
| Condom Fairy | Carson Cooper |
| fairy fighter | Cayden Van Epps |
| GORILLA GIANT | Jonah Koesters |
| Grand Master Guard of the Den | Jaidyn Elledge |
| kitten #1 | Jonah Koesters |
| Kitten #3 | Cayden Van Epps |
| Liberal Mike | Michael Beaver |
| Lord of LEGO (daddy) | Josh Sikorski |
| protein powered milkman | Quentin Rognes |
| The Biker | Brett Johnson |
| the guy who says hes from chicago but hes actually not but he just pretends because then he can be f | John Salzman |
| Vice President | John Fernandes |